I can't post this on the Rappelz board for obvious reasons...

A redneck took his daughter to the Gynecologist.
They waited in the Doctors office when finally the Doctor came in and asked the father: "Well, what are we here for today"? The father answered: "to get my daughter on birth control, Doc".
"Well, is your daughter sexually active?", asked the Doctor.

"No", answered the redneck, "she just lays there like her mother".

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